Saturday, August 4, 2007

TV dinner coupon scam


Okay I admit, I eat TV dinners. I don’t even have a kitchen.

And you know how thoughtful these TV dinner marketers are? They think of that great idea to give out $1.00 less coupons for next purchase… on the lid of the dinner itself…! So when you open the dinner… you’ll see the coupon… Of course, you’ve just taken it out from the fridge… so you can’t cut it off right away… You need to close the lid and put it to the microwave first… Then when it’s done, you open the lid… and the coupon’s soaked with fetuccini…

Now, life is about choices… You can stay in a dysfunctional relationship, or you can break the fucking thing off… You can be born in the ghetto and work in the gas station, or you can study really hard and get a good job in Orange County. (L.A. is too expensive, you can’t afford it, get the hell of here and just move to Anaslime…!) You can eat steak and potatoes and weigh like a panda, or you can eat TV dinners and weigh like a cat… It’s up to you… But I don’t think I’m gonna carefully cut off that coupon with TV fetuccini on it, wash it, dry it and let it get any close to my Louis Vuitton purse with my cute French cartoon character Tin Tin on it… This $1.00 coupon is a scam…

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