Sunday, October 16, 2011

Sorry but I don't like Asian societies very much

If you go onto some Internet forums local Asian people frequent in their own languages, you will see a lot of men bashing Asian women who go/have gone out with non-Asian men. They say these women are sluts because the common belief is that Asian men have the smallest genitals among men of all races. They hate these women because they think their pussies are/have been "stretched" by over-sized penes like old shoes worn by people with big feet. Seriously, I'm not kidding. That's the logic. The chance for women who have dated/married to non-Asian men before to be considered undamaged and respectful by local Asian men is next to impossible. Don't ask me why. This is way beyond "women are like objects" because usually, objects are nondisposable. This is more like "women are like toilet paper." By definition, you can't reuse a piece of toilet paper, right? That's the way toilet paper works, right? You shit, wipe and dump and flush. Even my mom thinks like that.

And I have divorced a white man in my 20s.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The new dumb blondes

Have you ever worked with some fat or ugly blonde women who would tell you that they are going to work really hard on certain things so that people know they can do them even though they are blonde? I believe these women's "ambition" is related to the common "dumb blonde" stereotype, right? What these women don't get is that the myth itself originated from the Marlene Dietrich (The Blue Angel) and Marilyn Monroe (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes) heterosexist racist mainstream German/Hollywood narrative cinema tradition. The myth only refers to the hot blonde women, not all blonde women. If these women are non-hot, really, they don't have to worry about the stereotype as people will not cast the "pretty but dumb" doubt on them. They will just be blonde and unattractive, i.e., with equal opportunities as anyone else's. It's a good thing, if these ugly blondes are really sincere about their wish to succeed solely with their talent, right? Well, let's see. Next time, when you hear a non-hot blonde saying she just wants to do a good job although she's blonde, tell her my theory. See if she appreciates your reassurance or you get a slap in the face. Ahem.
But now I think about it, I can still reasonably call these fat and ugly blonde chicks literally "dumb blondes" although they are not in the the "old dumb blonde" category. They, ironically, do not understand the old category and become a "new dumb blonde" category themselves by unknowingly mis-quoting a cinematic tradition, right? Voila!
I can't believe I have just written this. Please forgive me. It is just very stressful to be near stupid people.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

How do you cope with non-hotness?

This is the end of the world. My waist, after 2 quarters of stress, has expanded to an unrecognizable size. I can't deal with this. I haven't done this before for as long as I can remember.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

What happens when you sleep 5 hours a day in average

This is absurd but I had a really awesome dream. I didn't know if I saw three people on TV or in person. There are a man and a woman fucking each other while standing up. There's another woman lying in bed right next to the woman getting busy. The busy woman then took a raw egg out, used a giant salon style professional hair clip to crack the egg open and poured its content into the lying woman's mouth. The woman in bed swallowed some of the egg white and yolk but spitted some out. I could see it very clearly. Okay, so I think it has to be a cinematic dream because it's not physically possible I could see her mouth so clearly if I looked from a distance.

I'm doing too much study on film and sleeping too little.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Downtown Orientalism

I cannot believe another interracial couple is moving into this building. We already have many Asian women living with white and black men here. Now, here's another couple! Being in our elevator makes me feel like I'm in the West Hollywood store of CB2's. Maybe we should bake some little zucchini ginger muffins and shit, and bring them over? Put a welcoming announcement on Citizen LA and leave a $20 Nickel gift certification as present like what small town people do? Dude, I hate you all, the hipsters and world citizens. You homogenize my Downtown by thinking you are all so different. Well, not quite.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

We have always been Wood's customers...

...Until their menu changed. This organic restaurant opposite to Leaf, the raw food restaurant, is not making that delicious smoked salmon omelette anymore. Not happy.