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But let's do the math..., an actual job deposits m...

2007-12-24T00:32:00.000-08:00

But let's do the math..., an actual job deposits money every month to my free WAMU checking account while a pimp always asks for a free blowjob... To be a better gold-digger I have to let go of the being fabulous thing...
;-D

"Things Fall Apart." The story of my life, sort of...

2007-12-21T12:26:00.000-08:00

"Things Fall Apart." The story of my life, sort of...

I highly suggest getting a pimp. It helps in the whole being artsy, but not having an actual job thing.

Working makes being fabulous hard.

Browne

Your half Nigerian comment reminds me one title: T...

2007-12-20T14:50:00.000-08:00

Your half Nigerian comment reminds me one title: Things Fall Apart... Well put!

Since this's a city of entertainment, it's time for Downtown Chick to find a pimp now seems like.

I wish I were 100% Nigerian, if I were I would giv...

2007-12-20T09:09:00.000-08:00

I wish I were 100% Nigerian, if I were I would give you real advice, but since I'm only half I'm going to do the weak LA thing.

Say some random emotion:

Oh man...

And then avoid it by talking about your postscript.

Your gossip is high level gossip. Gossip about the French President's actress girlfriend screams class. It screams it in a very call girl, muffled pillow kind of a way.

Browne

PS this post was very entertaining for me.